…I want to punch every hardcore feminist in the face.

But then they would come back and tell me that my actions were misogynistic and that I was oppressing women everywhere and then I would have to punch them again just to make them shut up.

And I just don’t have time for that kind of fuckery.

But seriously, for the love of God, this country isn’t waging a motherfucking war against women. Get your head out of your ass. It’s women who think like that who belong in the kitchen making the damned sandwiches for all of the men and all of the women who have stopped belly-aching about imaginary oppression and started actually trying to achieve the goals they’ve set out for themselves. Everything that I’ve either achieved or been denied in my lifetime has had to do with my work ethic, the quality of my work itself, and the people who have helped me along the way, and has had absolutely ZERO to do with the fact that I have a set of boobs and a vagina.

In conclusion, the last time I checked, I’m pretty sure I’m not oppressed. And I’m pretty sure you’re a moron. Now quit your bitching and go shave your legs.